that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
Not that a celebrity dying isn’t tragic. But if only our country gave this much of a fuck about all the people who are killed everyday because of our government, we might actually become a strong nation again.